Gardyloo

“If relationships had pricetags attatched, I would never be able to afford what we have… Not even if I counted every cent I had, have and will ever earn; as what we have is worth more than every single cent the world will ever see!
[…] not even the universe can wrap it’s arms around my feelings for you…”

tyleroakley:

Same.

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true. story. bro.

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completelynormalgirl:

Did this person just argue for gay marriage while referencing Doctor who?

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I JUST WATCHED THIS! SUCH A FUCKING GOOD MOVIE!

(Source: satisfythecrave, via jenn--t)

Venting Post that will make no sense.

she’s so freaking gorgeous.

(Source: ssofuckedup, via rawse)

                      Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?

                      Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's...  I'm happy to-

                      Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!

                      Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

                      Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

                      Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

                      Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.

                      Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

                      Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.

                      Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.

                      Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

                      Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

                      Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

                      Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

                      Zooey Deschanel: *dances*

                      Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
                    
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tyleroakley:

North Carolina Pastor preaches the word of God by insisting that all gays and lesbians should be kept in an electrical fence so that they’ll just die out in a couple years.

This actually upset me. Its funny how stupid people are.

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Reading Into The Wild and seeing all the pictures and notes really made me sad. The book is a great book, I still think Chris McCandless is a dumbass though.

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